An Unfortunate Misunderstanding By The Guy In The Next Stall

At the public library, the computers are located in a line of stations, or stalls.  They are separated by panels for privacy, leaving a space at top and bottom.  I sat down to check my e-mail and further waste some time surfing the internet.  For whatever reason, the guy next to me had his foot intruding over into my area.  Since I did not want to roll my chair over his toes, I tried to gently push his foot out of the way.  I was sure he was not aware of the intrusion into my space.  His foot moved, and my foot moved, and soon he was out of the way.  It was then I noticed the grain of the partition.  For whatever reason, at the moment it caught my interest.  I ran my hand along the bottom several times, feeling the texture.  As I did so, a good bit of commotion commenced next to me.  Wondering what was happening, I looked through the cracks to see what was going on.  It was then the guy next to me slid a badge across the floor, and told me I was under arrest.  What did I do?  I attest that I am innocent.

And, if you believe this story, I have some holy water and slivers from the cross that you would probably like to buy.

What to make of the salacious story of Senator Larry Craig...

Surely it is a fortuitous event for his political opposition, who will continue to delight at his self implosion and meticulous destruction like a little kid picking off the digits of a daddy long-legs. 

Perhaps he is innocent?  Not so long ago I was the victim of an overly zealous traffic cop who insisted upon giving me a ticket for slow-rolling a stop sign.  But I did not plead guilty, as did Craig.  I wrote upon the citation that I was innocent, and showed up in court to defend myself.  This Senator, even with a bunch of slick lawyers at his disposal, admitted guilt, accepted sentence, and paid a fine.

Why does the public seem so quick to forgive the sins of a liberal, yet equally fast to condemn those of a conservative?  I think it is because the liberal approach, at least here in America, is to relegate matters of morality to almost an exclusively private interpretation.  How dare you say that a particular behaviour is wrong?  So if you stand for little or nothing, how can you fall?  Thus, moral neutrality seems to have its advantages in the political arena.  Larry Craig has positioned himself as a social conservative.  Now it appears his walk does not equal his talk.  Most of us have a hard time remembering that it is still true that the validity of a message is not dependent upon the fidelity of the messenger.  The gospel is still true, even if the preacher is a rascal.

I guess the question most in my mind is what level of moral bankruptcy would bring a man to want to have sex with a stranger in a public bathroom?  Perhaps this can be defended.  I will try:

Society is so unfair with it’s disapproval that such people have been forced to secrecy, to lurk in the shadows and toilet stalls.  Well, I’m sorry, but the presence of a commode and the smell of a public restroom just does not facilitate romance to any normal human being.

Whom are they hurting?  So what if such behaviour offends the sensibilities of another?  It is two consenting adults.  They can have consensual sex without it being a crime.  Excuse me, but it is called a “public restroom” for a reason.  You are there for a singular purpose- not to be propositioned, or for the delight of some voyeur.  And I certainly do not want my son or grandson to be subjected to such a person.

Enough talk about toilet morality.  I think it is a great shame that human beings would take such a wonderful and fun gift of God, human sexuality, to make it so unrecognizable and ugly.

The news media will continue to meticulously explore this matter.  If the Gentleman From Idaho has a propensity for bathroom sex with strangers, then such pattern of behaviour will be, (ahem…) exposed.  If he is guilty, then for the sake of what is supposed to be an office of dignified service, resign!  If he is truly not guilty, then he needs to make his case, verbally and clearly.  And of course, as long as William Jefferson continues to have a seat in the U. S. House of Representatives, lots of people in Washington need to stay off their high horses.  

Michael Vick Finds God....Oh Really?

I've known many people who have "gotten religion" at a time of convenience, then through lifestyle to give no evidence of a true change of heart.  A favorite quotation from James is appropriate, "...faith without works is dead."  Equally I could quote the Wendy's commercial, "Where's the beef?"  The biggest problem the public has with the Christian faith of today is not the theology of it's adherents, but their practice.  Most are not interested in hearing about it.  They want to see it.

And so we come to Michael Vick.  I think he made a sincere and contrite apology today.  No excuses, or anger.  Just disappointment in himself.  Before the entire world he softly stated, "...through this situation I found Jesus and asked him for forgiveness and turned my life over to God."

Is it real?  I'll simply say that my initial response was to roll my eyes.  Jesus seeks to be Lord of life, not an emergency parachute to use when all else fails, only to be summarily tossed aside once you get up from the ground.  I was not convinced.  This seemed to me a shallow attempt by a shallow man to deal with an overwhelming moment of life.  Or, perhaps a jaded effort to play upon the sympathies of the judge and the public.  And as such it will not work.

However, I am a Christian.  I read in the scriptures of the transforming power of Jesus Christ.  He turned turncoat tax collectors into loyal disciples, and foul-mouthed fishermen into preachers.  Through the power of Jesus, the Gadarene Demoniac became a witness, and a prostitute a devout follower.  Therefore, who am I  to summarily discount the born again experience of Michael Vick?  Amidst the shambles of a broken life, he claims to have found Jesus.  I think such is a good place to find Him.  My Bible tells me that God has a preset and ongoing disposition against pride, but an equally positive affinity toward humility.  In other words, brokenness is a prerequisite to finding God.  I think Vick qualifies.

From my evangelical/conservative perspective, what happens when one is born again?
*Immediate forgiveness of sin, no matter how much or how bad.  Of course, this in no way wipes out any debt owed to society, or linear consequences in this life.
*Transformation of relationship with God.  He now lives within your heart, an ongoing presence and guide.
*Transformation of character.  It is potentially profound, but begins in infancy at the moment of conversion.
*Beginning of an intense personal spiritual warfare, as Darkness intends for this new Christian to fail miserably.
*We now have a new brother/sister in Christ.  It is the responsibility of fellow believers to take this person under wing.  He must be loved, discipled, and taught.
Almost without exception, the most genuine Christians I know are people who have been broken.  Delve into their pasts and likely you will find some amazing stories.  Look into their hearts and still there remains struggle and imperfections.  Such persons are amazed by God's love.  They love him in return.  And, they love others.

I'm not his judge and jury.  I would like to think Michael Vick has found love, forgiveness, and a Solid Rock.  Time will tell, I guess.

How To Make A Difference

A big thanks to Richard Ezell, a fine Baptist preacher, for passing along the following story as part of the sermon entitled Usefulness: The Impact Virtue.
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She wanted to help, and so, because she was a nurse, she joined eighteen other medically trained people and journeyed to a poverty-stricken third-world country to help alleviate suffering.

After working sixteen hours every day for two weeks, the clinic doors closed. Utterly exhausted, she headed toward the bus for home. Glancing up, she saw hundreds upon hundreds of sick and injured people waiting outside the clinic for treatment they would never receive. She began to weep.

"What's wrong?" asked the nurse walking along with her.

"We haven't even made a dent in the need. What's the use? Have we done any good at all?"

As she turned to enter the bus, a hand tugged at her sleeve. There stood a man she scarcely recognized. Several days before his face had been distended and grotesque from a number of abscessed teeth, his feet so swollen with edema that he couldn't put on his shoes. They'd given him antibiotics and later pulled the abscessed teeth. Now he stood before her—smiling, pain free, with shoes on his feet. He smiled widely, thrust a small bouquet of flowers into her hand, and said simply, "Thank you for saving my life."

As the two nurses boarded the bus, the one said to the one who had been crying, "It looks like you made a difference for that one."

On the bus, the young nurse glanced out at the now dark harbor as a single light came on. Then another. And another. Until the other side of the harbor was ablaze with light. God whispered to her heart, "This is how you make a difference—by treating my little ones—one person at a time."

The Mind Of A Man

I will do my best to explain the mind of the average male.  It is complicated.  It would be nice to be simple and single minded.  For whatever reason, and we may call it a gift of creation, the man is deeply introspective yet absolutely considerate.  And this is especially true in relation to his counterpart. 

Words are limited in seeking adequate description of such a multi-faceted and truly fascinating subject, the genius of the male.

The advancements of micro nanotechnology come to our rescue.  I will not labour you with the details, but scientists have designed and produced a photographic machine that reveals a video image of a man's mind.  Speaking for men and women everywhere, gratitude goes out to these tireless servants and their wonderful contribution to humanity.  And, especially on behalf of males, I say "Thank you!". 

The Mind Of A Man

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A final suggestion: Don't try to understand it....just appreciate it. 

Hiking The Benton McKaye

Recently I spent a Saturday hiking a wonderful little section of the Benton McKaye Trail. The trail itself traverses across most of extreme north Georgia for over 200 miles. It is named in honour of the founder of the Appalachian Trail. The effort for the day was modest, being a 4-mile-slice leading up a nameless mount and then down a relatively steep grade to the Toccoa River. Crossing the river and the gourge, at that point, is a 270 foot swinging bridge.

Joining me was a friend from church, Clay, and his buddy from work, Roquesh. I really like Clay, especially because his wife is a professional cake and dessert maker. She has known for some time that I am quite happy to help her dispose of overruns of cookies and wedding cakes. Roquesh is from India and devoted to his Hindu faith. We had some interesting conversations about Jesus and Krishna, heaven and reincarnation, motels and 7-11's. He was good natured and it was fun. I found it interesting that Roquesh met his wife on a social networking site called match.com. She is from Indian descent, and a Hindu, from Zambia. I asked if her dad owns a motel there? Fortunately, he smiled and continued the conversation.

Here's some photos along the trail and bridge.

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Clay and myself. He loaned me a hiking pole, and I'm sure there is a proper name for the tool, and it truly make things easier.

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Here's the bridge as we first approach. It does swing a bit, and the precipice is about 200 feet. Apparently down below and along the river is a favourite camping place for those of, shall I say, a unique part of our society. They were nice enough, and the smoke wafting nearby smelled a tad sweet.

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Bridge from below.

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Clay and Roquesh tiptoed across logs to explore the rivers edge. I kept the camera rolling, hoping to catch one or both as they plunged into the water. I was disappointed.

Pray For Michael Vick

I'm an Atlanta Falcons fan- not enough to buy tickets to a game, and besides they play on Sunday, a prohibitively busy day for me. But I keep up with them on the sports page, and try to watch them on television. And like most I've enjoyed the skills of Michael Vick as their quarterback. He can throw a football through a brick wall, which has proven to not be all that good for those trying to catch it. And he can run like a gazelle, fast and sleek and leaving defenders to appear in slow motion. Most of the time, when the Falcons win a game, it is directly because of the amazing skills of this extraordinary athlete. And they know it. He is their “franchise player”. He is in the middle of a $130 million, ten year contract.

Now, Michael Vick is going to prison. He announced his intention, today, to plead guilty and to accept full responsibility for his crimes. Amazingly, this multi-millionaire celebrity financed and participated in a dogfighting enterprise. He gambled lots of money, illegally. He smiled and had his photo snapped with fellow criminals. And, most disgusting to the public, he participated in the execution of dogs which underperformed. It is pretty safe to preclude, now, that Michael Vick will basically lose everything: exalted standing with the public, advertising endorsement contracts, relationship and income with the Atlanta Falcons, and his very freedom.

Vick is a young man with a ruined life.

Sure, it is convoluted for society to so handsomely reward a football player above someone in a service position, like a schoolteacher or fireman. Still, in my opinion, he earned every dollar he received. Another person may dig a ditch or clip a lawn, and work harder than Michael Vick. But no handyman or Peace Corp Volunteer has ever been able to run, throw, and elate a stadium of fans like Vick. And that is why he has been freely rewarded, without force, with so much money. He is rare and amazing with what he can do. So I feel the Average Joe should be saddened, not elated, with his demise.

I find it a bit sad that some people begrudge his success and exalt in his downfall. It is painfully evident that Vick is not an accomplished communicator. He does not come across as being very smart, and it is true that one does not have to be smart to throw and run with a football. But some of the derision toward him is, in my opinion, pure jealousy. Only on the backroads of tiny towns and within the living rooms of tiny-minded men will it be stated, although the quiet attitude is much more prevalent- some sad people are happy that a perceived-to-be uppity black has crashed back down to earth.

It seems to me that Michael Vick's great gift, to play football like no other man, is his greatest curse. So quickly do others reward the gifted person. With attractiveness comes attention, even service. I imagine that Michael Vick has been serviced and pampered, to an amazing degree, since he tossed his first touchdown pass. Why develop character when your every whim is already provided by willing sycophants? Now we know those buddies from the Hood were not hanging around Mike because he was such a nice guy. People thronged him, and serviced him, because of his celebrity. Their efforts probably even convinced Mike that he was truly a pretty good guy.

It is true that Vick was part of a struggling family, raised in the Housing Projects. But plenty of people develop character and quality as they struggle through life, even some who grew up around this guy, without his athletic prowess. I am thinking that celebrity, and giftedness, did not help him. In hindsight, too bad he wasn't slow, fat, and thus forced to be a different person.

No doubt this is a time of soul searching for Michael.  Perhaps, even likely, he will never play football again.  He is hurting. He will go through punishment, for sure. Because of all of this, he will emerge a different person. And that can, ultimately, be very good. Pray for him.

Ramblings

EXPLANATIONS
I've been a bit missing here on t-Blog, and for several reasons.  This has been my home for over 2 years, & I continue to believe it is the best blogging format for semi-serious bloggers like myself.  However, I admire those of you that can keep up the intensity of writing something of interest on a daily or semi-daily basis.  At times my mind and interests wander, and I find I have not set here and connected in several days.  Inevitably I get to missing the experience, and the friends here at this place.  And I know that sounds strange; you guys that I have never met and know so little about, yet I enjoy your company.  Someone inferred that I do not like a fellow blogger because of our strong differences in some recent posts.  Nothing could be further from the truth.  I am energized from healthy exchange.  It is good for me to be challenged to present an answer for what I believe.  Such is among the best of what blogging is about, in my opinion.

So, here is my personal re-commitment to this venue.  My intention is to try to post consecutively for the next several days.  Admittedly some of it may be rubbish.  Like I say, I am not a daily journalist.  However, a reason I blog is because I think I've got something that needs to be said, if for no other reason than to get it "off my chest".  I like for you to read, and comment, but that is really not an absolute.

A NEW PROJECT
I've been working on an audio sermon collection at Podbean.  Here is a link to my personal sermon website, with great creativity called pdave.  I've devoted countless hours trying to get this thing going.  It is not all that intuitive, and I'm rather slow catching on to the demanded and precise logic required of even basic website design.  The requirement has been to transfer sermons to mp3 format and upload them to the PodBean website.  From that point, the requirement is to wander the website in a slow process of design.  Actually, it is all rather interesting.  Then again, it does not take much to excite me.

The intent is to put about a dozen sermons onto the general site, readily accessible.  They will be of varying subjects, practical of nature.  I also want to list about a half dozen of whatI will call "Five-Minute-Message s".  I understand that many people are not really into church and the Christian faith, and proably will be hesitant to sit down and listen to a long sermon from a "country preacher".  And others will simply be like myself, of the "ADD mentality".  These shorter sermons perhaps will do the trick, and get a few hits along the way.

FIRST FIVE-MINUTE-MESSAGE
As a matter of fact, check out my first 5-Minute-Message.  It is entitled Honesty.  It concerns our need to be persons of integrity.  And it includes an interesting account of a moral dilemma faced during our recent state High School Basketball Championships.  All in five minutes.  Well...since we are dealing with honesty, it is more like five minutes and 22 seconds.

SPRUCING-UP PASTORDAVE
One more thing- I'm in the midst of some nip-and-tuck work on my t-Blog site.  The links will be updated.  Removed an offensive blinkie at the bottom, and replaced it with what looks to me to be a pretty neat webplayer.  I'd like to put it into the side column, but just can't seem to make it fit.  Any help would be appreciated.

UPCOMING SUBJECTS
Blog on, my friends!  This week we will discuss bad motels, a recent encounter with Elvis (I am telling the truth!), a respectful post about my visit to the Clinton Presidential Library, and who knows what else.  Come on back!

Pharisee Dave And His Fornicatin' Neighbours

The knock came at the door early Saturday morning.  I swung open the door, ready to launch a verbal assault upon an inconsiderate neighbour.  Imagine my surprise when it was Jesus.  Quickly I changed my demeanour from scowl to smile.  He readily accepted the invitation to come in.  The house was a mess, but from the first I discerned he had no interest in such matters.  Thus, clumsily, I began the conversation.

Funny to see you here.  I mean, don’t get me wrong.  I’m glad you’ve come.  It’s just, it’s just I would think you would be more interested in talking with the neighbours next door.  I mean, they’re a real mess. 

He just looked at me, and said nothing.  That made me more than a bit uncomfortable

I’ve had a real problem with these people.  How dare they flaunt the Law of God, and ridicule the institution of marriage with such sinful lifestyle?  They shack up, and don’t seem to care about their offence toward a godly neighbour.  I’ve made sure to talk with others in my church about the sins of these people.  Fornicators!  Whenever I see them, out in the yard or at the mailbox, I make sure they can tell by my facial expression that I am not happy.  And, when God so leads, I fully intend to talk with them about their problem.  They may not listen, but they need to hear what I have to say.

“PDave, do you love your neighbours?”

He called me PDave… Jesus must read my blog!

Well, I want these people to repent of their sins.  And I want them to go to church.  Think what a testimony they could give!  And they could tell of how I lived next door and I lead them to the Lord-

“Do you think your judgments, and your intended confrontation, will make them change their ways?”

Maybe not.  But it will sure make me feel better.

“Who said this is about you?”

It’s not about me?  Right, it’s not about me!  I remember.  J-O-Y: Jesus, Others, Yourself.  That’s right, isn’t it Lord?

“PDave, do you think your neighbours are persons of value, as they are right now?”

I don’t like how they act.  Or what they do.  You gotta admit they are lowlifes, to do what they are doing.  And, no shame.  I’ll just tell you right now, I don’t care for them.

“I guess you should know what I think about them.  Let’s see-  I have carefully and lovingly made them in my image.  I died upon a cross for them.  And, I very much want to spend eternity in fellowship with your neighbours.”

I’m thinking they are not very attractive, or likeable.

“So, PDave, you don’t like them?  You know what I think?”

Silence.

“I love them.  Not just as they may become, but as they are this very moment.”

I guess that’s why He’s God.  I’m sure glad I’m not God, having to put up with such riffraff.

“I’ve a question for you, PDave.  Why do you think your neighbours engage in this behaviour?  And, why do you think they seem to have a lack of respect for your faith?”

I think it is because they hate God, and like to irritate me.

“They don’t hate me.  They don’t even know me.  The only things they think they know about me is what they have come to see in people like yourself.  And, they are not seeing a very good reflection of God, right now.”

I’ve told those folks at church they need to straighten up.  If they would go to church a little more regularly, and pay their tithes better, then worldly people like these fornicators would know we love Jesus.  And they might get saved.

“I’m concerned they are going to go thru life without experiencing my love.  And, that’s why I’ve put you here.”

What?

“It is not by accident that you live here, and have these people as your neighbours.  I want you to be their friend.  That’s why I’ve put you here.”

Wait a minute, Lord…

PDave, Your neighbours are very much like you.

No way!

“They want to love and be loved.  They want to be at peace with life.  They want to be happy.  They need exactly what I have to offer.”

Judgement.  That’s what they need.  Let ‘em taste a bit of your anger, and they will change their ways.  I’ll tell ‘em.

Passing judgment is not your job.  There’s already quite enough judgment going around.  Your job is not to judge them. 

Whose job is it?

“Mine”

Well, what’s my job?

Jesus smiled.  And I could tell, by his sigh, this was going to be a long conversation.

Knee-Jerk Thoughts About Presidential Candidates, Part II

We continue now with highly subjective and questionable reviews of Republican candidates for President.

With sympathy for those with no interest in the stated subject, I offer for your pleasure Captain and Tennille, performing "Love Will Keep Us Together" . Go ahead, just click.

Duncan Hunter
Here is a candidate whom no one seems to know. He is a Congressman from California and former chairman of the House Armed Service Committee. I share this quote from the May 15 South Carolina Debate:
"Yeah, and I want to get into this, Chris, because you know, I built the border fence in San Diego. When I built that fence, we had massive illegal immigration across the border. We built the border fence; we reduced illegal immigration and smuggling of narcotics by more than 90 percent. And the crime rate in the city of San Diego fell by 50 percent.

I wrote the bill that the president signed in October that takes the San Diego fence 854 miles across Arizona, New Mexico and Texas, and it's mandatory. I called up the other day, and they've done two miles of border fence.

This administration has a case of the slows on border enforcement."

I am opposed to a border fence, thinking it makes more sense to use the resources and laws we already have. He also favors pre-emptive nuclear bombing of Iran if they continue to develop centrifuges. So I think we can do without this guy in the White House.

John McCain
This guy is probably more qualified, experientially, to be President than any other candidate of either major party. It is just too bad that he has gone to such an extreme to show himself to be the maverick of his party. He has been brave, but most like politically suicidal with some of his positions. I give him kudos for encouraging the removal of Donald Rumsfeld. And I think he has been brave in his support of our troops and our military efforts in Iraq, even when not politically expedient to do so. His involvement with the "Gang of 14" is an example of his penchant to hammer out solutions to political difficulties. Unfortunately, so is the McCain-Feingold Reform Act of 2002.

It seems that Republican Conservatives, and the American public in general, is tired of this man. He would have made a better president than George Bush. Unfortunately he has been around too long. He carries too much political baggage.

Ron Paul
He is a Congressman from Texas. "Dr. No" has consistently and adamantly opposed tax increases and inflated spending bills. I think this guy is a Libertarian in Republican clothing. And that's not a bad thing, in my book. Thus he voted against the Iraq War authorization and the Patriot Act, the latter which I also oppose. Paul believes in decreasing the size of federal government. He supports the gradual abolition of the income tax, most Cabinet departments and the Federal Reserve. I admire him. Of course, he does not have a chance.

I must go to a Part III to finish. We still have Mitt Romney (Mormon), Fred Thompson (Lightweight), and Newt Gingrich (Ugly, & I'm not talking about just appearance). On second thoughts, I've just reviewed said candidates.

Instead, let us all vote for Vern Wuensche. He is a small businessman with a personal vendetta against lawyers. He sounds like my kind of guy!

A Few Good Men

Here it is, one of my absolutely favorite movie exchanges of all time...

Col. Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I think I’m entitled.

Col. Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I want the truth.

Col. Jessep: You can’t handle the truth.


Knee-Jerk Thoughts About Presidential Candidates, Part I

It is time to begin seriously considering the field of candidates for President.  At this point my mind is not settled upon whom to vote, and I will study both the issues and the characters of these candidates more diligently in the coming months.  Still, here are a few initial impressions, for what they are worth.  They are free.

Sam Brownback, Kansas
This man is a Republican Senator and a staunch conservative.  For some reason the talk radio hosts do not like him, and I think it has something to do with the issue of illegal immigration.  Apparently he is a bit too reasonable and compassionate for their likings.  It does not appear that he has a chance.

Rudy Giuliani, NY
I like this guy.  He is no Ronald Reagan, but he is probably the most electable candidate of the bunch.  He has several negatives which cause the conservative voter to pause, and I am one of them.  He’s had a messy divorce and an estranged relationship with his daughter.  Yesterday I read that his daughter is supporting Obama.  So, perhaps he will not make the best of role models for Americans, although he still beats Newt Gingrich in this matter.  And, we are not electing a pastor-in-chief, anyhow.  He affirms several supposedly liberal position on social issues, although more detailed examination reveal chinks in the judgments of the morality police.  As Mayor of NY, he was known to be very supportive of gay rights.  He states unequivocally that he is pro-choice concerning abortion.  And he supports reasonable limitations with gun ownership.  To me, these are positions that can be tempered by the Party and Congress.  He has stated that he will appoint conservative judges, and that he certainly is not pro-abortion.

So, why do I like this guy?  He exudes energy and confidence.  He wears a smile upon his face.  He looks and behaves like a leader.  I like the way he cleaned up New York, and was overwhelmingly elected by a majority Democrat populace.  He handled the World Trade Center crisis with strength and decisiveness.  He seems to understand the sinister nature of radical Islamic Terrorism.  And, I think more than any other Republican candidate, he can beat Hilliary Clinton.  

Mike Huckabee, AR
I guess you know this guy was a Southern Baptist pastor?  He was a successful pastor for many years, and even elected moderator of his state convention, a pinnacle for a minister.  Even now, he plays bass guitar in the worship band of the church he now regularly attends.  As far as I can tell, he is a dedicated and sincere Christian.  Yet he is not a fundamentalist, crusading politician.  He seems reasonable and likeable.  So, would I vote for him?  Perhaps.  He has lost a bunch of weight, and health care issues are of great concern to him.  He was Governor of Arkansas for about ten years.  Some of us are not too fond of a previous holder of that office.  I understand he raised taxes at times during his tenure.  But Arkansas is a poor state with many social needs, and since I do not know the details, I will give him a pass on those matters.

This guy’s message and communication skills just may prove convincing to the voters in the early states of Iowa and New Hampshire.  His support may surprise many.  Realistically, I see him as a possible Vice President selection.

Duncan Hunter, CA
Who?  I know he is a Congressman.  I know he is quite passionate about immigration issues.  I know I am about to go to sleep.

I’ll finish up tomorrow, as I give some thoughts about McCain, Romney, Thompson, Paul, and one other guy.

In closing, I know some people don’t like for me to write about politics.  The subject can be divisive.  And truly, my line of work has little to do with presidential politics.  I never preach it.  I refuse to allow the political groups to display their literature in my church, and sometimes they get a bit ugly about my refusal.  As a pastor, I am most about the gospel and the love of Christ.  Such crosses all political barriers.  I can love a person and work with that person, and worship together, no matter the political persuasion.

But, this is my blog.  Not that of my church, and not always a religious blog.  I’m simply giving some opinions.  Opinions are not written in stone with the finger of God, no matter what some preacher may tell you!  Just read and enjoy.  If you do not like this post, maybe you will enjoy the next?

A New Doctor And One Less Hero

Growing up, I was in awe of physicians.  They seemed to be amazing men, and I use the male pronoun because I had yet to see or meet a female doctor.  But I was convinced the local doctor was of genius calibre, a true Renaissance Man.  He could diagnose any ailment and provide every cure.  And of course he would be an expert on arts, religion, and every other subject worth knowing. 

As I’ve gone through life, I have lost much of this wide-eyed mysticism for the medical profession.  But I still hold such purveyors in high regard.  They have taken a route requiring lots of schooling and rigorous training.  The job pays well, but responsibilities are heavy.  Especially are their duties a challenge with our unhealthy society and its penchant for laziness, stress, cookies, and lawsuits. 

But, I know some things about my doctor today that I did not know many years ago.  He is just a man, with foibles and imperfections.  For instance, it is hard to listen to a fat doctor tell me to go on a diet.  And I know that, sometimes, he simply must make an educated guess, a guess that can be conditioned by hubris and misdiagnosis and laziness.  Thus, physicians are a lot like bakers, candlestick makers, and preachers.  So I do not begrudge the good physician his Mercedes and Country Club membership.  I simply ask him to do a good job, and perhaps allow me to make payments.

Thus I went to the doctor today, my first trip in a couple of years. 

Looking up from the chart, he greeted me with an icy smile: “50, huh?  We’ll have to get you back in here for a colonoscopy and prostate exam.”

That sounded like fun.

“What brings you here?”

“My shoulder is hurting me.  I cannot move it any higher than this.”  I raised my arm to about a 40 degree angle.

“I see.  You could have a ‘frozen shoulder’.”

“Yeah, that’s what the internet tells me.”

Rhythmically he gave me prescriptions for a muscle relaxant and antibiotic, and scheduled for an x-ray and MRI.

“Come back in two weeks.”

Then for the next 15 minutes, I sat silently and watched the man badly try to type information into his computer.  It was fascinating, and made me want to push him from the keyboard and do the job myself.  But I simply watched.  He was frustrated because his face was about two inches from the screen seeking to discern the characters through coke-bottle glasses.  The complicated drop-down menus seemed not to work to his liking.  He would punch a key.  With no response from the computer, he would punch again.  Then he would grit his grey teeth and whisper indiscernible verbiage, and try a different menu.  All along, I sat and watched his face, glaring with distortion from the monitor.  I was thinking this guy may indeed be a genius, but I know ten-year-olds who can beat him with the computer.

Next it was time for the x-ray.  The technician led me to the room as she mumbled, without eye-contact, which made it hard to understand her instructions.  To pose for the x-ray, she wanted me to raise my arm up over my head.

“Rummmphh yur um uvverr yuh hed,” she articulated.

She kept pushing and prodding, and mumbling.

“Mam. Stop. That’s why I’m here.  I can’t.”

She seemed irritated.

It came time for me to leave.  The receptionist cheerily informed me I had no co-pay.

It didn’t cheer me up.  I knew it was because I have a $3000 deductible, and I will be paying every penny of the bloated bill when it finally arrives.  Let me go on record as saying I am supportive of some kind of federally involved solution to the health care crisis in America.  Socialized medicine is not the answer.  Neither is the current, ridiculous system.  But I’ll save such rantings on this issue for another post.

As I was checking out, the doctor walked by the desk and out the door.  The receptionist spoke, and he gave a barely audible reply.  I thought it would be nice for him to stop and chat for a second, to at least acknowledge our presence.  He could not make eye contact.  He looked down at the floor.  Seemingly uncomfortable, he hurriedly scurried out the door.  It looked to me like this man was painfully shy.  And such reminded me anew that he was just a man.  Nothing more or less. 

He is not a hero, but just a man, very much like the rest of us.  As a kid I had lots of heroes: preachers, coaches, police, and especially doctors.  Now I am middle-aged, and all of those heroes have turned into simple men.  And, that’s a bit sad.