My Embarassing, Stupid Act Of The Week
I joined a group of senior adults, from my church, at a nice local restaurant. We were enjoying a meal as we celebrated the 90th birthday of a spry and active little lady. The food was delicious and fellowship great. Gene and I were the only males in the crew. Toward the end of the meal, he excused himself to go to the restroom. A few moments later, I also made the same trek. When I entered the restroom, I thought it strange there were no urinals. So I chose a stall, and as I walked in I noticed the next one was occupied. Just casually I stated, "Is that you, Gene?" He said nothing. In the course of "business" I looked down, and noticed that Gene was wearing red shoes. I looked more closely, and realized this person next to me had on women's shoes, with pantyhose. Absentmindedly, I had wandered into the ladie's restroom. Needless to say, I rushed out quickly, praying this woman was not a part of our group. Thankfully she was not. But, I noticed no one came out of the ladie's room for the rest of the time we were there.
How about you? Would you dare to share your embarassing, stupid act of the week?
08.16.05 (7:45 pm) [
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preceptlady (
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08.16.05 (4:49 pm)
You made me laugh after a very hard day. I appreciate and needed that!
Most of my stupid stuff happens at work.
Which is way too boring to discuss here.
How's the book coming? I plan to go to the library and pick it up and read it with you........hang in there. :)
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PastorDave (
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08.16.05 (5:38 pm)
I guess there is nothing like a little bathroom humor to add a touch of class to your blog.
I read a couple of chapters of the book while at the hospital today with a family awaiting surgery. I accidentally left the book in the hospital waiting room. Then I had to call and ask the little pink lady to hang onto my book. I had a hard time telling her I was pastor so-n-so, and would she hang on to my book about witchcraft. She did not seem to understand.
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islandArtist (
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08.16.05 (8:41 pm)
Dave, you should read my blog sometime, it's pretty much an hourly occurance for me. My life is like a sitcom, honestly.
LOL I've walked into the mens bathroom accidentally while there were men at the urinals... OOPS!
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PastorDave (
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08.17.05 (5:27 am)
Reply to: islandArtist
I checked out your site, added a few comments. Obviously the "slide incident" qualifies. Maybe you could be a charter member of club?
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red shoes (
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08.17.05 (6:06 am)
I didn't leave for over an hour because I was afraid that some man was going to get me when I came out..