Some Home Improvements
I finally got a raise! And, in celebration, I thought it was time to do some modernizing to the home. And, I want you to know, the whole family is thrilled with the new luxury bathroom facilities. And, with this one, we no longer have to use catalogs and the Atlanta Journal Constitution- we've upgraded to t.p.!
My new riding mower! Well, let me be completely honest- it's used, but in good condition. I bought it from a Deacon.
I was thinking, "Why leave the pets out? They've been good buddies, and go coon hunting with me every Saturday." So I bought some items from the neighbour (her husband, Jedidah- rest his soul, has gone on to a Better Place- and so won't be going camping anymore) and fixed up a right nice little home for the boys. I'm impressed. I like all this luxury living.
08.23.06 (11:44 pm) [
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surrogate (
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08.23.06 (8:58 pm)
I sense bitterness over the actual amount of the raise. Listen Dave, I'm sure the church is doing all it can to support you and the rest of the Clampets. Now look, that's a perfectly nice outhouse. Be thankful, damn it. (FYI, the free-shopping newspapers tend to be a lesser quality newsprint, hence much softer, though, of course, after vegetarian lasagna? -doubling might be necessary.)
Funny, I'm going to look at an old Craftsman riding lawnmower tomorrow night that the guy says works perfectly well that he's selling for 125 bucks... Sure hope it's as advertised. If so? I'll be riding this weekend... Does getting a riding lawnmower necessarily mean you have to start drinking beer? I mean, I've got the belly already, and I sometimes even wear plaid shirts... Is 2 of 3 good enough?
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08.23.06 (10:06 pm)
I think Lady G is right particularly since u commented on my post yesterday that u wanted to live a simple life not sans you net connection right?
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PastorDave (
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08.24.06 (4:13 am)
Reply to: godsmack
I'm thinking, your laughter is actually to disguise your jealousy. You wish you had a satellite dish on your outhouse. Well, work hard and save your money, and one day you just might.
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PastorDave (
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08.24.06 (4:16 am)
Reply to: surrogate
There's a place, somewhere around here, that has an annual riding lawnmower race. Put on your plaid shirt and come on down. Well, it may take you a few days to ride your mower this far, but I'll bet it would get excellent gas mileage.
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PastorDave (
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08.24.06 (4:19 am)
Reply to: LadyG
I think I'll be alright until I dare to replace the cinder blocks that hold up my mobile home. Then I'll start hearing the taunts, just like the last pastor: "What's the matter? You think you're too good to live in a mobile home?" and "Ooh, PastorDave has carpeting! Let's go over to his trailer and take off our shoes!"
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PastorDave (
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08.24.06 (4:22 am)
Reply to: seochris
And, it is difficult to have a quality internet connection when your phone is on a 6-party-line. But, I'm the first in the neighborhood to have a riding mower, and I'm right proud of it.
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babe4jesus55 (
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08.24.06 (5:08 pm)
Wow, just wow. Hey, I was needing a camper top like that one there. If you're ever looking to upgrade again, I'll take that lil beauty off your hands. ;-)
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08.25.06 (1:28 pm)
I will take the lawn-mower when you get tired of it.
Thanks.
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