Five Totally Inappropriate Jokes About Men
What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know - it's never happened.
What's a man's idea of housework?
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
What did God say after he created man?
I can do better than this!
(for an alternative, please view "Four Totally Inappropriate Jokes About Women")
05.27.07 (4:05 pm) [
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posted by:
LadyG (
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05.27.07 (2:19 pm)
LOL PD, all of them are funny.
posted by:
PastorDave (
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05.27.07 (4:28 pm)
Reply to: LadyG
Funny? Yeah, I think I know you. You are not laughing with us men, but laughing AT US. Am I right? Of course.
posted by:
LadyG (
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post date:
05.27.07 (10:23 pm)
Reply to: PastorDave,
Of course you are right PD.
posted by:
mimi (
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post date:
05.28.07 (8:27 am)
pd, i didn't know you could be such an instigator! LOL!
xoxo
posted by:
seochris (
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post date:
05.30.07 (5:13 am)
The first one is the one I liked
posted by:
MF (
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04.08.08 (4:49 pm)
LOL
posted by:
womanlover (
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02.19.09 (12:28 pm)
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WOMEN ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MEN COULD'T LIVE WITHOUT US. YAAAAH!
P.S.-SUBSCRIBE! (IN THE WORDS OF NIGAHIGA)
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PastorDave (
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02.19.09 (4:20 pm)
Reply to: womanlover
Oh, I know that quite well! I've a wife, two young adult daughters, a granddaughter that I adore, and a demanding mom. Thanks!
posted by:
Breeauna L (
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03.18.09 (10:45 am)
girls rule, boys drull boys are imature
posted by:
PastorDave (
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03.18.09 (11:05 am)
Reply to: Breeauna L
Oh yeah? I resemble that remark.
posted by:
none of ur business (
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post date:
05.24.09 (3:41 pm)
they were all funny
posted by:
Logan (
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05.29.09 (9:25 am)
last 3 are the funniest
posted by:
Clara (
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05.29.09 (2:07 pm)
all of them are so dum exept for the last one
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still none of your business (
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06.09.09 (3:49 pm)
o mi god, seriously, i came on this site by ACCIDENT when i ment to type in something else, look, pastor dave, don't be trying to teach morals if you're going to diss urself on your own stupid-a** blog!!! GET A LIFE, or go preach!!
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PastorDave (
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06.09.09 (7:00 pm)
Reply to: still none of your business
How do you know I'm trying to teach morals? Apparently you know absolutely nothing about me. You also do not know how to spell or use even basic grammar.
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Eyesonfire (
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08.05.09 (1:43 am)
ha ha still none of your business, you should grow up a tad because it appears you are a grown woman/ man so I think it is YOU you should get a life instead of wandering through this mans blog and commenting when you had no intentions of going here. And you really should learn spelling and grammar, perhaps you should venture on to your local elementary school and go to the first grade so you dont make an ignaramous of yourself on the internet. And Pastor Dave, I think your jokes are great!
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PastorDave (
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post date:
08.05.09 (4:49 am)
Reply to: Eyesonfire
Thanks!
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Eyesonfire (
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post date:
08.10.09 (9:03 pm)
Your quite welcome pastor dave!
