Help To Relax
Please look at the image below
Unclutter your mind of everything else
Focus all of your attention at the center dot
Allow your mind to rest....and rest
You are very comfortable
You are getting sleepy
You will make a generous contribution to the PastorDave Retirement Fund
You will
do it now
07.06.07 (11:36 am) [
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posted by:
mitchdolittle (
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post date:
07.06.07 (10:22 am)
W.H.E.R.E. D.O. I S.E.N.D. T.H.E.
C. H. C. K.???????????????????????/
posted by:
bawdy (
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post date:
07.06.07 (11:58 am)
Just watch and see how high my check bounces!
posted by:
auntconi (
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post date:
07.06.07 (1:45 pm)
W.A.I.T. ~ Just a darntootinminit, y'hear?
~ we need some exercise and we need it right now ~ lets count how high our checks bounce ~ how high? ~ i'll bet mine will bounce as high as an elephant's eye ~ bawdy, how high do you think yours will bounce?
PD ~ now i'm wondering what was in that bbq sauce you had on those ribs ~ wait, i know, wanna bet it was the kimchee?
*giggle
posted by:
surrogate (
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post date:
07.06.07 (2:34 pm)
I.... need.... the.... account.... and.... routing.... numbers....
posted by:
auntconi (
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post date:
07.06.07 (4:19 pm)
hehehe ~ good one!
posted by:
Bill Gates (
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post date:
07.06.07 (6:08 pm)
really good! hehehe
posted by:
PastorDave (
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post date:
07.06.07 (6:15 pm)
Reply to: mitchdolittle
PastorDave, Atlanta, GA. That's all the address you need.
posted by:
PastorDave (
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post date:
07.06.07 (6:16 pm)
Reply to: bawdy
No intention to be unreasonable with this request for donations. Keep a little for yourself. Very little.
posted by:
PastorDave (
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post date:
07.06.07 (6:17 pm)
Reply to: auntconi
Surely you understand. There comes a time in life when a guy has to start considering retirement. One can work twice as hard. Or, resort to such tactics as you have seen. Being of dubious character, I...
posted by:
PastorDave (
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post date:
07.06.07 (6:19 pm)
Reply to: surrogate
Sunday morning, please leave your donation in your mailbox as you are on your way to church. Unmarked $20 bills will be fine. Please wrap in bundles of 100. I will leave a generous "Thank You" note, and promise my prayers. I'll be in Antigua on a mission trip.
posted by:
PastorDave (
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post date:
07.06.07 (6:20 pm)
Reply to: Bill Gates
Thank you Bill. I still hate Windows.
posted by:
LadyG (
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post date:
07.06.07 (6:44 pm)
LOL PD, my check is on the way, but I remember i am a subscriber to the FBI so don't be surprised if you hear from them.
I love this.
posted by:
ruined (
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post date:
07.06.07 (7:01 pm)
I'm getting motion sick...
posted by:
surrogate (
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post date:
07.06.07 (7:14 pm)
Reply to: PastorDave
Your devotion is... What can I say?
I'm tearing up.
posted by:
auntconi (
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post date:
07.06.07 (8:54 pm)
Reply to: PastorDave
~ yeh, yeh, yeh ... okay!
like surrogate said ~ i'm tearing up
~ not!!!
posted by:
auntconi (
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post date:
07.06.07 (9:00 pm)
This has been a fun posting, with the subsequent comments, hasn't it?
and like LadyG said, I love this!
Good Job?
*hugs*
posted by:
auntconi (
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post date:
07.06.07 (9:01 pm)
wait a minute ~ does your wife know how goofy you can be at times? hmmm?
*giggle
posted by:
auntconi (
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post date:
07.07.07 (3:35 am)
Yeppers, I'll bet your wife knows how goofy you are! *giggle
posted by:
bawdy (
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post date:
07.07.07 (11:57 am)
Pay no heed to the white powder in my envelope.
posted by:
PastorDave (
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post date:
07.07.07 (12:30 pm)
Reply to: bawdy
I'm sure it is talc to keep the bills from sticking together. Thanks for being so thoughtful. Keep the money coming.
posted by:
PastorDave (
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post date:
07.07.07 (12:33 pm)
Reply to: auntconi
This method also works on my wife. If she gets a little too bossy, or a bit too obstinate, I'll say something like the following: "Hey, honey, this is a neat computer screen. Take a look!" Once her eyes are fixed upon the mesmerizing screen, I simply state whatever orders I wish.
posted by:
PastorDave (
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post date:
07.07.07 (12:35 pm)
Reply to: surrogate
This kind of thing can really move you, deep within. Thank you for being so sensitive.
posted by: PastorDave (reply)
post date:
07.07.07 (12:36 pm)
Reply to: ruined
Motion sickness? Ah, my friend, that is but the movement of the spirit within. It is that gentle prodding one experiences, motivating to pull out the checkbook and make a generous donation. Don't hesitate. Obey the prompting.
posted by: auntconi (reply)
post date:
07.07.07 (7:28 pm)
Reply to: PastorDave
~ too funny!
this post has been most enjoyable ~ very nice, indeed!
posted by: spook102956 (reply)
post date:
07.08.07 (8:36 pm)
Sorry, you are my age, I'm working on my own retirement!! And it won't come too soon, will it?
posted by: childish (reply)
post date:
07.08.07 (8:49 pm)
love it!
posted by: appletree (reply)
post date:
07.10.07 (12:19 am)
Nice post:) I love it too.
posted by: almsthvn (reply)
post date:
07.12.07 (8:27 pm)
I'm so comfy and relaxed that I can't leave my chair long enough to send you some money. Drats, missed it by That Much.
posted by: inkspector (reply)
post date:
07.16.07 (12:19 pm)
(dazed and confused) I . . . will . . . send . . . you . . . money . . . from . . . the . . . Game . . . of . . . Life . . . and Monopoly.
