The Mind Of A Man
I will do my best to explain the mind of the average male. It is complicated. It would be nice to be simple and single minded. For whatever reason, and we may call it a gift of creation, the man is deeply introspective yet absolutely considerate. And this is especially true in relation to his counterpart.
Words are limited in seeking adequate description of such a multi-faceted and truly fascinating subject, the genius of the male.
The advancements of micro nanotechnology come to our rescue. I will not labour you with the details, but scientists have designed and produced a photographic machine that reveals a video image of a man's mind. Speaking for men and women everywhere, gratitude goes out to these tireless servants and their wonderful contribution to humanity. And, especially on behalf of males, I say "Thank you!".
The Mind Of A Man
A final suggestion: Don't try to understand it....just appreciate it.
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squirrelzone (
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08.23.07 (7:26 am)
I don't see the sports mechanism that puts us in front of the TV
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bratmom (
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08.23.07 (7:31 am)
LOL this would have come in so handy early in my marriage to my husband... now I just roll my eyes and move on!
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thissideoftheuniverse (
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08.23.07 (7:32 am)
Photographic machine eh. Mm hm. Interesting graphics. Cute.
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Sissy (
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08.23.07 (9:36 am)
Words are limited, period, when it comes to man (men). If and when they actually learned to communitcate with more than a grunt of "nuh" or "yuh", it would be worth reporting. Example, "how was your meeting last night?" Answer from him "Ok". "Did you enjoy it?" Answer from him after nudjing him gently with your elbow "yuh". A person begings to think that it must have been a secret society meeting and he would have to kill you or be killed if he uttered any information whatsoever other than a 'yes' or 'no' or 'ok'.
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auntconi (
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08.23.07 (9:52 am)
Hmmm ~ very interesting ~ verrry interesting ....!
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fractalmom (
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08.23.07 (12:00 pm)
too funny PD, absolutely love it.
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bawdy (
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08.23.07 (12:22 pm)
All that to think about boobies?
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PirateGirl (
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08.23.07 (4:18 pm)
Well thanks for clearing THAT up!
Pastor Dave - you're a genius!
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PirateGirl (
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08.23.07 (4:18 pm)
Reply to: bawdy
LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nefri (
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08.23.07 (4:19 pm)
Well. I must say, I didn't know men had blue balls rolling around their minds all the time. Myself, I think about pineapples alot and sometimes my mind goes teeheehee.
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surrogate (
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08.23.07 (4:21 pm)
Check out the differences between a man's brain and a woman's on my flicker images. I think that must be a picture of a woman's brain above.
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Nefri (
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08.23.07 (4:21 pm)
pineapples... O.o'
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auntconi (
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08.23.07 (5:16 pm)
I agree with surrogate
- he has this very easily explained 'graphic' y'all would really enjoy - do check it out! - i 'bout choked when i saw it - *g*
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auntconi (
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08.23.07 (5:18 pm)
surrogate - is there any possibility you could post that little bit here - I immediately thought of that when I read this blog post
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PastorDave (
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08.23.07 (5:55 pm)
Reply to: squirrelzone
Oh, it is in there. Look closely. Little, tiny television set. Just follow the path from bathroom, to refrigerator, to easy chair....
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PastorDave (
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08.23.07 (5:56 pm)
Reply to: bratmom
You know, I guess, men are not good handling the roll of the eyes followed by ignoring of us. It's not fair.
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PastorDave (
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08.23.07 (5:57 pm)
Reply to: thissideoftheuniverse
Now you know I would never lie nor lead you astray.
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bratmom (
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08.23.07 (5:58 pm)
Reply to: PastorDave
lol ok sometimes its warranted! :) Besides my husband and I have been married over 6 years and he rolls his eyes at me too! :)
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PastorDave (
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08.23.07 (6:00 pm)
Reply to: Sissy
The information comes out, though. In little bits, here and there, and awkward and unexpected times. But it does come. And yes, we do attend highly secret meetings in which we are sworn to secrecy, and so we hold information for your own good.
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PastorDave (
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08.23.07 (6:01 pm)
Reply to: fractalmom
Thank you. Funny, and true?
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PastorDave (
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08.23.07 (6:03 pm)
Reply to: bawdy
Now, my friend, you are leaving the impression that men may repeatedly and often and inordinately think about sex. Such is a stereotype I am trying hard to dispel.
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PastorDave (
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08.23.07 (6:04 pm)
Reply to: PirateGirl
Genius? I blush. Nah, just a typical man.
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PastorDave (
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08.23.07 (6:04 pm)
Reply to: Nefri
Pineapples? Please, don't explain this.
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PastorDave (
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08.23.07 (6:06 pm)
Reply to: surrogate
I've seen your graphic. It's good, but mislabeled. Now I understand your misunderstanding of so many things- gender confusion.
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PastorDave (
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08.23.07 (6:07 pm)
Reply to: auntconi
Yeah, I think we would all get a kick out of it. Hope he runs it in an upcoming post.
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PastorDave (
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08.23.07 (6:08 pm)
Reply to: bratmom
Sounds like you have a fun marriage and a good family. I'm glad you've come along here at t-Blog.
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bratmom (
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08.23.07 (6:11 pm)
Reply to: PastorDave
Thank you for making me feel at home :)
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surrogate (
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08.23.07 (6:15 pm)
Perhaps, but you'd be the first male I ever met who thinks men are more complicated than women. So maybe the reverse is true?
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squirrelzone (
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08.23.07 (6:18 pm)
Reply to: PastorDave
I think I see it right next to the hogie sandwich
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PirateGirl (
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08.23.07 (6:38 pm)
Reply to: PastorDave
Pretty good in my book PD! ;)
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TheRockSays (
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08.23.07 (7:55 pm)
Hokey smokes, Dave! How many hours did it take for you to make that animated gif? I think you misnamed the files, though: it's "womansmind.gif"
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PastorDave (
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08.23.07 (8:03 pm)
Reply to: TheRockSays
It's not mine. I found it somewhere on the WWW, long ago. It has been sitting in a file, waiting for the right moment. And you are right, it has been misnamed.
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sjmclean (
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09.01.07 (12:14 am)
The guy who made that gif must be gay lololol ... all men dream about sex most of the day ... otherwise they'd be hormone-deficient.
