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posted by:
fractalmom (
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post date:
04.26.08 (6:34 pm)
ROFLMAO
posted by:
kurtmaddox (
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post date:
04.26.08 (11:05 pm)
It is clear to me now that YOU were actually Doc Savage all along! Ha! Ha!
posted by:
auntconi (
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post date:
04.27.08 (12:52 am)
Reply to: kurtmaddox
"... It is clear to me now that YOU were actually Doc Savage all along! Ha! Ha! ..."
hahahahahahaaaaa
posted by:
surrogate (
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post date:
04.27.08 (6:57 am)
Bet they make'em in China and color'em with pure lead and food coloring.
posted by:
squirrelzone (
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post date:
04.27.08 (7:32 am)
Does it come with coupon points for the Tammy Fay Baker Exorcist Doll?
posted by:
bawdy (
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post date:
04.27.08 (12:22 pm)
Is there a Pastor Dave voodoo doll available?
posted by:
(
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post date:
04.27.08 (5:02 pm)
what will the "mini me" version look like? shudder to think.
posted by:
PastorDave (
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post date:
04.27.08 (8:43 pm)
Reply to: kurtmaddox
Doc, you know better than that!
posted by:
PastorDave (
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post date:
04.27.08 (8:44 pm)
Reply to: bawdy
I would never give the likes of you opportunity to stick pins and needles into a PastorDave doll.
posted by:
PastorDave (
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post date:
04.27.08 (8:44 pm)
Reply to: squirrelzone
Tammy Fay, RIP.
posted by:
PastorDave (
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post date:
04.27.08 (8:46 pm)
Reply to: surrogate
Well, yeah, but it's flameproof. Sort of.
posted by:
PastorDave (
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post date:
04.27.08 (8:46 pm)
Reply to: auntconi
It's just a ploy by kurt to divert my attention from the truth of the matter, that he and doc are the same.
posted by:
PastorDave (
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post date:
04.27.08 (8:47 pm)
Reply to: fractalmom
This silly post is only worthy of perhaps a smile.
posted by:
auntconi (
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post date:
04.27.08 (9:24 pm)
Reply to: PastorDave
Seems like it is 'always something' ~
we've gotta keep looking over our shoulder I guess! ~ *sigh
posted by:
bawdy (
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post date:
04.28.08 (11:03 am)
Reply to: PastorDave
What do you mean by "the likes of me" exactly? I suppose you meant solid, upstanding citizens. Right?
posted by:
PastorDave (
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post date:
04.28.08 (11:28 am)
Reply to: bawdy
A "solid, upstanding" citizen can also be demented and dangerous, can't he?
posted by:
bawdy (
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post date:
04.29.08 (11:38 am)
Reply to: PastorDave
You've been reading about too many Republican politicians! I was referring to genuine solid, upstanding citizens.
